DESMOND IS AMAZING
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS?
Yes, I believe in aliens.
Aliens have no gender. They have huge black and white eyeballs with long black abstract eyelashes. They have tubes for ears so they can hear things really well in the galaxy. Aliens have star shaped mouths and breathe bubbles. Their human like bodies are covered with green glitter fur because it gets cold in far space away from the sun. They have eight arms and two legs. The arms start at the shoulders and end at their knees. Each hand has ten fingers and each foot has ten toes, and all of their nails have a rainbow tint on them. Overall, the aliens are friendly beings.
Masthead contributor Desmond Napoles (stage name: Desmond is Amazing) is a self-proclaimed drag kid and outspoken LGBTQ advocate.
Contributor photo by Bobby Doherty